we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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