At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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