I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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