I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
