what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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