Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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