your thong is hanging out like whoa
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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