Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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