Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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