i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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