so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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