if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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