I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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