Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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