Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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