I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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