We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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