i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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