I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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