he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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