gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw a hot homeless man
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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