I want to walk on stilts...naked
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i can't believe i had my finger in that
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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