Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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