i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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