so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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