we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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