You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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