I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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