3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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