Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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