I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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