it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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