My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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