Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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