Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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