Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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