i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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