the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
then he tried to convert me to islam
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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