So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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