Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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