It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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