when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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