weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great