did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?