From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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