The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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