Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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