Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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