I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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