Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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