They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
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Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Pants are for mortals
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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