3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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