I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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