at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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