You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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