He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
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almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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