Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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