And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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