You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i think i have two assholes
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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