youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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